I wonder what a presentation by Chuck Norris would be like...
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.""Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."
"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."
"A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."
"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."
For more on Chuck Norris, visit chucknorrisfacts.com .
Fact: Chuck Norris was the best man at my uncle Kenny's wedding.
2 comments:
While Chuck is an unstoppable force, I think your skills as a scientist and scholar are like a Roundhouse Kick to the Face! You should have ended your pres. with a spinning kick, and then screamed "Booyah, bitches!"
Oh, I guess I didn't tell you. Yeah, I did that and the teacher wasn't amused. So I had to do an awesome magic trick, sorry, "illusion", which took the form of making the Golden Gate Bridge disappear. That "illusion" really sealed my fate in the class. I sense I will get an "awesome-plus"!!!
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