Nathan and I live above a raccoon...or, a raccoon lives below us. There's a crawlspace under our apartment, and some ingenious raccoon discovered how to get in there about a year ago. He/she has been our little rabid friend every since. He/she (that's getting old, so lets name the raccoon Dragon)...Dragon typically lives under our bathtub. Quite disconcerting when you're showering, let me tell you. But sometimes in the middle of the night, Dragon will crawl under our bedroom and scratch at the walls. Last night was the worst. Dragon, or maybe one of Dragon's rodent friends (i.e., rats) was chewing at the drywall and trying to home invasion us. It was pretty terrifying to wake up to at 4 in the morning. Because of this breach of our cohabitation contract, I've had to call the apartment company about Dragon. Frankly, this situation has gone on for far too long, so I won't be too sad to see Dragon go. Plus it will be nice to have a full night's sleep sans wild animal attack.
As much as I'd like to believe Dragon is like this cute little fella
He's probably more like this big dude.
Goodbye, Dragon friend.
1 comment:
Way to make me feel really sad... I miss Dragon already. He's my rodent friend.
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