Saturday, September 20, 2008

Bugs, what are they good for?

Nathan and I started composting about 6 months ago. We like to pitch in (no pun intended), though we'd probably be shunned by the community if we didn't. That's just one of many "great" things about Berkeley. A result of this composting is bugs. This is partially our fault, we didn't take the compost out for like 2 weeks. But now there are little gross flying bugs all over the apartment. This means I'm on a rampage. I'll lie in wait in the kitchen, armed with Raid, and when one of my foes lands, I pounce... and always feel bad after they die. I don't particularly dislike bugs, except when they're in my home, and then it's war. Berkeley has a lot of bugs too. There are spider webs on practically every car and bush outside, and plenty of spiders inside too. And I'm not just talking about daddy long legs. I'm talking about black-bodied, have-some-substance-to-them, look-like-they-could-kill-you-in-your-sleep spiders. And ants... oh ants, the bane of my existence. I find ants in random places throughout the apartment throughout the year. Ugh! There's no winning, but I shall continue the fight!

3 comments:

booktapes said...

I see you have a "Berkeley" label and a "complaints" label. You should probably just merge those two labels at the start and save yourself some time. Ahhhh, sunny Berkeley...

Anonymous said...

maybe you should quit living like a damn PIG and the bugs won't have anything to eat and will leave you alone, idiot.

booktapes said...

Wow. What a fuckface you are, "Anonymous." Fuck you, you stupid motherfucker. We don't live like pigs. Its just that there is little to no barrier between where we live and the Great Outdoors. Not that I nor the author of this blog need to explain anything to you, fucking asshole.